All the other girls be checkin' my style

But I don't even care. No. -Ashley Tisdale

Words to live by.  These are my "going grocery shopping" and "at least get out of your pajamas you lazy turd" outfits. 

Sweater dress - Marshalls | leggings - Express | Boots - DSW- similar here

Long sleeve Tee - Target | Vest - Target | Boots - Intyce by Steve Madden

The target vest was my compromise instead of getting the J. Crew herringbone vest because I'm not about to drop $108 on a vest.  The vest runs small, so if you're in between sizes I would go with the bigger one.  The weather didn't give me a ton of time to wear the vest.  It has to be just the right temperature, or else good luck trying to wear it under a coat. 

I'd really like to get more sweater dresses, but I can't seem to find any that aren't totally shapeless and/or tapered at the bottom.  How did that become a thing?  I'm looking at you, Old Navy.

I hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on

And then later I went to Target.

Check out my first, pre-Target cell phone selfie. 

This one is slightly blurry and super blarghy. The red lip (lipS if you are beauty blog illiterate) lets the regulars know that I'm sassy. 

I just wanted to first congratulate the city of Chicago for properly zipper merging on the way to Target. 

Every time you see me, I look good. 

faux leather jacket - Steve Madden via Marshall's

Cobalt blouse - Limited

Jeans - Target

Boots - Bandolino via DSW (similar here)

I made sure to cut off part of my head so you don't stalk me.  I also swung by the grocery store to pick up some liquor, where I noticed some other woman totally checking out my outfit.  

While I was at Tar-jay, I picked up some Christmas decorations because I couldn't help myself.  I have to go because my champagne hand is empty.  Blargh post to come!