I hopped up out the bed, turn my swag on

And then later I went to Target.

Check out my first, pre-Target cell phone selfie. 

This one is slightly blurry and super blarghy. The red lip (lipS if you are beauty blog illiterate) lets the regulars know that I'm sassy. 

I just wanted to first congratulate the city of Chicago for properly zipper merging on the way to Target. 

Every time you see me, I look good. 

faux leather jacket - Steve Madden via Marshall's

Cobalt blouse - Limited

Jeans - Target

Boots - Bandolino via DSW (similar here)

I made sure to cut off part of my head so you don't stalk me.  I also swung by the grocery store to pick up some liquor, where I noticed some other woman totally checking out my outfit.  

While I was at Tar-jay, I picked up some Christmas decorations because I couldn't help myself.  I have to go because my champagne hand is empty.  Blargh post to come!